A random collection of (appropriate) limericks that I have come across.
I’ve never seen a purple cow
I never hope to see one
But I can tell you anyhow
I’d rather see than be one
I eat my peas with honey
I’ve done it all my life
It makes the peas taste funny
But it keeps them on my knife
A dozen a gross and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven, plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more